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Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Kid Quotes and other Quips.



Kid Quotes.

"I dont even have a dog. All I gots are two fish and they dont even talk."

PREFACE: I have a full beard. Today is the first day back at one of my schools and a kindergartener asked...

Kid, "Where'd you get that thing on your face?"
Me, "What thing?"
Kid, motioning with his finger around his mouth, "That thing."
Me, "I bought it at Walmart."
Kid, bewildered look.
Me, "I grew it out of my face. When you get older you will be able to grow one on your face too."
Kid, "Grins from ear to ear."

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