Every two years there is a beard growing alliance called Whiskerino. The premise for this so called contest is for men of all ages to grow their beards from November 1st to February 28th, 29th this year due to it being Leap Year. The beard growers upload a picture a day to the Whiskerino website. There are theme days where all can participate or they can post an independent picture if they so choose. The members can vote on each others beards by giving them points or "crowns". The server tallies the votes at the end of the day awarding the one with the most votes, King Beard. This contest attracts men from all professions. The majority of members are usually affiliated with an Artistic profession.
The time and thought that goes into Whiskerino, prior, during and even afterword takes a ton of preparation. For those members who post regularly there is an estimated 20% drop in overall work production. It would be one thing to just log on and post a picture. But the contestants can rate each others pictures, leave comments, buy beard merchandise in the Bazaar, read others comments, view who's winning King Beard, visit the female spoof site Vaginarino (It is family friendly, just the name isn't) and live chat with members who are logged in, not to mention many other features. Whiskerino isn't just for the members only. There are others who are growing in support of Whiskerino. The limit of participants was capped at 400. Many who wanted to participate could not get in after the cap but they are growing nonetheless. And the many wives, friends and girlfriends who check out the site range in the hundreds, if not the hundred thousands.
This leads me to today's news that the Federal Reserve Chairman lowered the interest rates by 3/4th of a point. Which sent the stock market clamoring to recover. There is talk of a recession and President Bush is preparing to give tax payers some of our own money back. This is all well and good but let me put some rumors to rest. There is no recession happening. You will see the economy rebound by leaps and bounds the first week of March.
With the end of Whiskerino just a month and a few weeks away the National GNP will increase in the areas of shaving cream, electric razors, straight razors, and other bears shaping or shaving products. This "recession" is just a four month hiccup in the economy due to a lack of work production and loss of revenue over aforementioned products not being purchased recently.
In conclusion, there are however rumors that a small contingent of Whiskerino's are planning on growing what they call, The Year Beard. If this happens then it is only inevitable that a recession may occur.