Monday, August 25, 2008

Seven Days of Wisdom Day 7: Dating

Dating: Date a variety of people. Have fun, be intentional, guard your heart and get to know people past their appearances. After all, dating does have a 99% failure rate.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Seven Days of Wisdom Day 6: Sex

Sex: A fruit given by God to humanity. Never to be plucked to soon and should never be neglected to long. It tastes best in its perfect season, when it is fully ripe.

Seven Days of Wisdom Day 5: Politics

Politics: The one arena where everyone’s opinion should matter, regardless of how little or much they know about politics.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Seven Days of Wisdom Day 4: Religion

Religion: To love God more than others. To love others more than yourself. To love yourself in light of how God loves you.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Seven Days of Wisdom Day 3: Marriage

Marriage: Marriage is a boy and a girl playing in a sandbox. It's messy, it's gritty, it's fun, there is a lot of sand to shovel, but you both share the bucket.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Seven Days of Wisdom Day 2: Children

Children: When a child tells you that they have to go to the bathroom, believe them. The alternative is not a pretty sight for either of you if you don’t.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Seven Days of Wisdom: Day 1 Watermelons

Watermelon’s: When offered a free watermelon never take the largest one in the bunch. Its o.k. to take the smallest or even the mid-size but never the largest. My first life lesson from my father.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Why is She with Him?!!!

THIS EXPLAINS IT!!!! I, and you I am sure, have seen gorgeous women with either, A. Men they just dont seem to fit with or, B. Gorgeous women with Loosers. And you always ask, "How did that happen?" Well, here's the answer!!!

READ HERE FOR THE ANSWER

Laughter is Soul Food

Sometimes when I am explaining my classroom rules to my students I tend to get a bit animated. After saying something that made them all laugh one of my students said, "You just made my stomach laugh."

In other news, only because inquiring minds want to know, Jeff. Here is what I have had to eat today.

Smoothie (32 oz): Consisting of, OJ, one raw egg, frozen blueberries, strawberries and pineapple, non-fat vanilla yogurt, goat protein and a little ice. Not my favorite but it what I had on hand.

Cashews

One apple

And about to start on my first bananna.

This is not the diet you want if you are trying to gain weight, Jeff. This diet combined with working out three days a week will increase your metabolism. And I am not even finished eating today. The key is to eat healthy and often, keeping your metabolism burning all day instead of big heavy meals where your metabolism will just store the calories. I havent even gotten to drink my water I have yet. Ok, gotta run.

Monday, August 4, 2008

Town Carnival